Post by nyislanders on Mar 24, 2020 3:43:37 GMT
After some hectic trading, and a few cases of beers later. The New York Islanders have a hazy, probably alcohol-induced, optimistic outlook for the coming season.
When asked, Isles new manager Franz, asked “can I open a beer first”. When pressed he finally gave a semi-coherent response about the moves which were made prior to the new season.
“Sillinger, what can I say *hiccup*, he’s a gem, young kid strong arms for keg stands and just an all around beaut. Kid showed up rocking a fanny pack and upside down tie-dye visor and I knew then and there he was bound to be a winger.” Boasted the GM after a long drag of his cigarette.
When asked about his new addition to his blue line the GM had more elegant words to describe his two new additions.
“Kasparaitis, who the fuck?... oh you mean Casper the friendly ghost. Ya he is a great addition.” After a quick nap Franz continued “kid is a star I tell you, a star! Couldn’t hit the broad side of his own forehead, but fuck can he hit.”
Finally he had this to say about Vladimir Malahkov, “You, you watch kid is gonna lit the lamp. Got big things in store for this kid. He called my house yesterday and specifically asked to speak to my wife, they spoke for hours, I don’t know about what cause I was drinking. Later she said she had to grab some milk but I don’t know what they fuck she did cause the fridge was empty the next morning, but fuck at least there was a couple beers.”
After asked if the GM had anything to add he politely declined, stood up to shake hands and had an undeniable wet spot on his lap. He swears he spilt his beer earlier.
All around it sounds like the Isles have landed themselves a couple shooters, one shooting his shot higher than most, and a bruiser. Should be interesting to see how things turn out, not only for the the future of this team, but the future of a relationship.
Tune in next week for more Hockey and a Love Story?
When asked, Isles new manager Franz, asked “can I open a beer first”. When pressed he finally gave a semi-coherent response about the moves which were made prior to the new season.
“Sillinger, what can I say *hiccup*, he’s a gem, young kid strong arms for keg stands and just an all around beaut. Kid showed up rocking a fanny pack and upside down tie-dye visor and I knew then and there he was bound to be a winger.” Boasted the GM after a long drag of his cigarette.
When asked about his new addition to his blue line the GM had more elegant words to describe his two new additions.
“Kasparaitis, who the fuck?... oh you mean Casper the friendly ghost. Ya he is a great addition.” After a quick nap Franz continued “kid is a star I tell you, a star! Couldn’t hit the broad side of his own forehead, but fuck can he hit.”
Finally he had this to say about Vladimir Malahkov, “You, you watch kid is gonna lit the lamp. Got big things in store for this kid. He called my house yesterday and specifically asked to speak to my wife, they spoke for hours, I don’t know about what cause I was drinking. Later she said she had to grab some milk but I don’t know what they fuck she did cause the fridge was empty the next morning, but fuck at least there was a couple beers.”
After asked if the GM had anything to add he politely declined, stood up to shake hands and had an undeniable wet spot on his lap. He swears he spilt his beer earlier.
All around it sounds like the Isles have landed themselves a couple shooters, one shooting his shot higher than most, and a bruiser. Should be interesting to see how things turn out, not only for the the future of this team, but the future of a relationship.
Tune in next week for more Hockey and a Love Story?
